So this year I ended up staying home and handing out candy for Halloween, which isn't the worst thing in the world because you can usually count on a few older chicks slutting it up and going door to door. This year's tally was a bit low. However I did encounter the following:

Two naughty nurses.
One costume that can only be described as "street whore."
Tattered witch (not sure if that one was intended to be naughty).

It wasn't quite the bounty I was hoping for. But hey, at least tonight's Monday Night Football is a classic. Oh wait....