I'd like to make a clarification to all of the young ladies on MySpace. If I happen to say, "I want to hit that," I am not suggesting an act of violence, but rather a brief, forgettable encounter which you probably won't even feel at all. Oh, and I'm not really best friends with Zach Efron. Sorry. Ok, now that that's been cleared up:

An Aurora man has been charged with cyberstalking for allegedly sending threatening e-mails to a former Playboy Playmate who is the girlfriend of Chicago Bears safety Adam Archuleta, authorities said.

Authorities said Diaz began sending threatening e-mails in April to Jennifer Walcott of Scottsdale, Ariz., with whom Archuleta is expecting a baby, Walcott's publicist said.

"He's just being verbally abusive and threatening her with bodily harm," Lt. Olsen said.

It's pretty easy to see why the guy would have targeted Jennifer Walcott, at least for the stalking part; not the violence. Not only does she have an incredible body (and in a few months, those boobs are going to be out of control) and a presence on a site that depends upon cyberstalking; but if you're going to go after a chick that already has a man, it's a pretty good call to make sure that man is Adam Archuleta . He can't hit anyone.

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