Here's the rally goat/ram that made its way to the Padres dugout as the People Against Goodness and Normalcy (*bonus points if you actually know that reference) did everything they could to put an end to last night's marathon game:



It's a shame the trophy didn't work. Then the "late night ramming" could have enjoyed such other bestial motivators** in baseball lore as the Rally Monkey, the Happy Beaver, and the Cross-Eyed Panda of Good Fortune.

*-bonus points may be indicator that you watch too many late night movies on Starz, Encore, etc.
**- some items on list may have just been bad hallucinations
***- dear god, i need sleep

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5 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Do these look like the breasts of a forty year old woman?

Blogger Michael said...
Muzz, Emil. Emil Muzz.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Connie, I'd like you to meet my maternal grandmother Mrs. Grace Mundy. Granny, this is the virgin Connie Swail.

Blogger NFL Adam said...
Dragnet

Blogger Michael said...
Way to go, Adam. You're a sharp one.